a lovely dove

kellyegan:

“Those fucking firefighters are getting paid $200,000 in LA.”

“The whole of California will shift into the ocean! THE OCEAN. All this: under water.”

“There must be some way to remember this.”

“The Catholic Church and the Roman Orthodox Church are going to combine? Bullshit.”

*Mom points to comic in the NYT* “You can do this. Why aren’t you doing this? You should write comics” ( after being told my entire life to ‘never pursue applied art - there’s no money it in’)

“You have a blog?! What’s a blog, is that like a website? Like that girl in that movie?”

“I WANT A TUMBLR.”

“We have baked apples.”